Dear Officer

Dear fucking officer....KENOSHA COUNTY "sheriff department"

Thank you for pulling SIREN and I over at 12:30 for no god damn reason. Yes we know our plates are suspended but we have a sick kid and this was the closest hospital, now that iv answered your expected questions, here's mine, why did you come flying up on a minivan at 12:30 at night that wasn't speeding, swerving or lights out????? i would really like to know the answer so when your perverted ass is looking me up make sure to post the answer!!! BTW that's a serious question, and thanks for letting us drive home lol.....

NOW, 

Dear fucking officer .... twin lakes, 

you were not so nice, you gave us a ticket while we were on the way home from fixing the van for admissions, Obviously we didnt pass, (look above) but really, we got a total of like four fucking tickets, and why, because you were bored and no one else was out, or was it because Sirens dressed as a dom and i look like a bigger bad ass than you???? either way your a fucking dick and i hope your gun miss-fires on your hip and blows a hole in your leg.

 officer shuda* of tlpd.... HA i didn't know you were still stuck in t.l!!! you use to fuck wit me as a child all the time, i know you remember me, you were laughing when i answered the door. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! i like quite~

Dear fucking officer of fox lake, 

you were funny, sorry you didn't get to tow my car, well not really, thanks for the ticket trick! see you at court!!!!

Dear fucking Illinois st trooper

that pulled us over outside of Chicago for pushing someones vehicle down the exit ramp with my van, i swear i didn't know that was illegal, he did ask for my help, and  no i didn't care about his safety, however i am grateful you let us leave because we may or may not have been drinking and our plates are suspended and a big thanks for being dumb!!!!