Random thoughts of a master part 1

This goes out to you, the fuck-tard that double parks his mini-coup. The same mini-coup that you "drive like you stole it" holding up traffic because your to busy lighting a virgina slim. that you only smoke because you think it makes you look cool, when you actually look like you should be in women panties. Speaking of which you probably have them on already under you skinny jeans you bought on sale at Abercrombie and finch. Which happens to the same store that the cute guy you like works at, who got you in trouble when you "man" on the side saw you wink at. The same wink you gave him when you meet him at the gay bar. you know the gay bar that you begged your best friend to go to with you because you were scared because you thought the loud music would distract you. we all know it wasnt the music you kept looking at WOOT -WOOT. but back on a serious not, your best friend that went through all this for you, isnt there for you anymore. Yea it makes you sad dont it, i mean out of all the farting jokes/stories you told the one where cum came out of your ass pushed his limit, you know it, i know it, he knows it, both your shrinks know it. Its a shame he didnt like your joke, we all know you were hoping to tap that at least once, well once when you didnt drug him on his ex wife’s birthday. But hey i would say we have all been there, but honestly most people arent even that pathetic. sounds like you really crossed a line. now your mom is questioning why he isnt talking to you, why your pushing middle age and still not married. Do you think its because your 1/2 in. dick only gets up to a 1in and thats when your watching the notebook. Which reminds me NO NOT EVERYONE CRIED DURING THAT MOVIE!!! YES IT DOES MAKE YOU A LITTLE BITCH!!! and wtf is up with that movie, didnt their parents ever tell them not to lay in the streets??? rebels. But back to how you are sitting there reading this going "holy shit he is right how did he know all this?" and its because ever little bitch ass fag has the same story, "No one likes me because im gay!" when in all honesty no one likes you because you feel sorry for yourself because of who you are more importantly you are not willing to do anything to change it. Im honestly glad little bitches like you become gay, not just because i get to take your money, but because that means you wont be reproducing, and that is part of survival of the fittest. Next time you wanna act like a tough guy sit down and remember that you were the only one not laughing at this post because you were to busy crying about your life.