So that title has nothing to do with this post, its just because planet 51 is on in the next room and it sounded like a good way to start this blog , but on a real level I am not a fucking zombie, I may act like one sometimes, maybe even sound like one after too many shots, but I really do have a beating heart (possibly frozen however) and a brain (not plugged in)…. point being I’m not a zombie, ima fucking alien!!!
Have you ever noticed that kids these days have shorter attention spans than normal?? No??? well maybe you have A.D.D then too. Lady Siren (my hott girlfriend) thinks that is has to do with the new tv shows and how they are all over the place what ever you lost your train of thought already. I think its because natural selection is fucked!!! All these stupid ass people, and ugly mother fuckers can now get laid because
1. You can pay for sex… in some states….
2. Fat people need loving too, they just have to have another fat person or pay J you know who you are
3. This hole new slutty image these girls portray doesn’t do shit to help, teen mom?? How bout graduate high school without getting pregnant, that should be a fucking requirement these days. Use a fucking condom kids! You cant last long enough to enjoy it anyway…
4. People sleep with people who are “hott” but dumb as a box of rocks and about as useful as a dirty ass diaper,
SPEAKING of stupid people!!! I totally forgot to post a blog about my McDonalds burger. I know everyone has issues at McDonalds… but seriously I think these people had a grudge against me… if they didn’t they do now…. I go a burger… a simple Quarter pounder with cheese.. well that’s what we ordered…. It was not anything close.. Ima put a picture of it up somewhere on this post….but seriously this thing was sad… not to mention my girl almost fell asleep in the drive through, the same drive through that makes us either park n wait or fuck up the order 4/5 times we go there, we have addressed these situations with numerous managers etc. blah blah blah any way when I tried to do the right thing and call and simply ask wtf and how you going to fix this. I was ignored, talked down upon then hung up on…. So I went back to McDonalds… walked in and the stupid fuck was standing there (completely ignoring a customer at the counter) and talking shit about “someone bitching about a burger wit one pickle. (hell ya I want more than one fuck-tard!!) so I knocked some trays over to get his attention and then threw the burger, pickle, hard ass bun and container and all back at him. He said it was ok, so I said “good fuck you bye” and walked out. Apparently he was lying because as I was walking out (slowly) he was writing down my plates (like I care I don’t own a car stupid fuck! For this reason J ) so I decided it was a good time to clean out the car, so all the half empty redbull cans, mt-dews , ice tea and some nasty left over taco was properly disposed of all over their speaker systems windows and whoever was dumb enough to be hanging out the drive through window, I hope you learned your lesson, plus siren got us a refund and free happy meals… ima get chicken nuggets just so they cant spit in anything, stupid short round little Mexican fuck…I know where you work… (insert scary music) 
Siren just added a phone-watch to my wish list… I don’t know why, it is a cool concept…if you are in the 90s… just kidding, but just seems like more bills to me… plus I already look at my wrist watch thinking it’s a GPS I don’t need more shit confusing me.
There was something else I wanted to include here, hmmmm in the mean time when you buy socks make sure you look at the size, my kids has plenty of socks but my feet are cold…. And I just tried putting a toy snake in time out.. And lost the battle…. FAIL
Anywho I really cant remember OHOHOHOH I remember, shit I lost it… till next time
Same bat time, same bat channel….
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