Mr know it all

Ok so i decided to do a new segment called MR KNOW IT ALL!!! 

Iv gotten alot of complements on how my blogs are out of order, all over the map or just dont make sense at all. Well here is what i have to say about that, WHY ARE YOU SPENDING YOUR TIME READING SHIT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!! go read the fucking dictionary, im sorry my mind wanders around, it chews up every leash i buy it i dont know what you want me to do, oh wait i dont care what you want me to do.

AND NOW ITS TIME FOR MISTER KNOW IT ALL!!!!

Anyway i feel like i should explain this segment for anyone who has been living under a rock for the past 50 years. It makes me sad how many people never have seen this show let alone dont know who they are, its a talking moose and flying squirrel im not sure how hard of a concept this is to grasp, its a fucking cartoon about a smart ass squirrel and a dumb ass moose. and yes the moose plays mr know it all, hence the irony you stupid fuck!! 

Anyway i do know everything, like for instance who do guys like girls with curves, big boobs n butt?? because it all symbolizes child baring you fuck you were here to reproduce and yet most of you fail at that alone. Your job is to keep your species strong, smart and all that shit hence why that guy wrote a book about the natural selection, believe it or not that shit is true, notice that people are getting shorter, weaker, and dumber, well thats because you weak dumb nerds keep reproducing. Thats also why these french frie girls are becoming so popular, why we kill each other, and why the real nice, sensitive and  smart ones cant get laid, because every dumb ass had a dumber daughter who is attracted to mean ugly jobless guys, way to raise your kids you fuck!!!

As for the boobs (child feeding) butts (child birth- dont ask unless you really wanna know) and the curves are for child barring. yes now you have, you are attracted to french fries because you are a dumb fat piece of shit. now that you are done reading this and you have finished your bag of pork skins, go run a fucking mile and practice your multiplication tables dumbass!!!